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" Dear daughters-in-law," said Reginald's mother, " how unseemly is this anger. Mules is five hundred dollars a span, and every identical mule my poor boy had has been gobbled up by the red man. I knew when my Reginald staggered into the dooryard that he... "
Artemus Ward (his Travels) Among the Mormons ... - Page 151
by Artemus Ward - 1865 - 192 pages
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One Hundred Choice Selections in Poetry and Prose, Issues 14-17

Phineas Garrett - Readers and speakers - 1879 - 784 pages
...hundred dollars a span, and every identical mule my poor boy had has been gobbled up by the red men. I knew when my Reginald staggered into the door-yard that he was on the die ; but if I'd only thuiik to ask him about them mules ere his gentle spirit teok flight, it would have been four' thousand...
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Wit and Humor of the Age: Comprising Wit, Humor, Pathos, Ridicule, Satires ...

Mark Twain - American wit and humor - 1883 - 816 pages
...pocket-handkerchers will it take to go round ? Betsy, you and Nelly ought to make one do between yon." " I'll tear her eyes out if she perpetuates a sob on...have been four thousand dollars in our pockets and no mistake ! Excuse those real tears, but you've never felt a parent's feelins." " It's an oversight,"...
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Frank Leslie's Pleasant Hours, Volume 34

1883 - 494 pages
...to make one do between you." " Til tear her eyes out if she perpetrates a sob on my handkercher." " Dear daughters-in-law," said Reginald's mother, "...have been four thousand dollars in our pockets, and no mistake. Excuse those real tears ; but you've never felt a parent's feelin's." " It's an oversight,"...
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The Library of Wit and Humor, Prose and Poetry: Selected from the ..., Volume 5

Ainsworth Rand Spofford, Rufus Edmonds Shapley - Wit and humor - 1884 - 472 pages
...make one do between you. ' ' " I'll tear her eyes out if she perpetuates a sob on mv handkercher ! " "Dear daughters-in-law," said Reginald's mother, "...have been four thousand dollars in our pockets, and no mistake ! Excuse these real tears, but you've never felt a parent's feelin's." "It's an oversight,"...
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The Speaker's Garland and Literary Bouquet: Combining 100 Choice ..., Volume 4

Recitations - 1884 - 780 pages
...hundred dollars a span, and every identical mule my poor boy had has been gobbled up by the red men. I knew when my Reginald staggered into the door-yard that he was on the die ; but if I'd only thuiik to ask him about them mules ere his gentle spirit took flight, it would have been four thousand...
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The International Library of Famous Literature: Selections from ..., Volume 15

Andrew Lang, Donald Grant Mitchell - Literature - 1898 - 578 pages
...make one do between you." " I'll tear her eyes out if she perpetrates a sob on my handkercher ! " " Dear daughters-in-law," said Reginald's mother, "...have been four thousand dollars in our pockets, and 710 mistake ! Excuse these real tears, but you've never felt a parent's feelin's." " It's an oversight,"...
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The Complete Works of Artemus Ward: (Charles Farrar Browne)

Artemus Ward - Reference - 1898 - 520 pages
.... 214 18. "Oh that I should live to see myself a ded body !" Screamed the unfortunate man 220 19. " I knew when my Reginald staggered into the dooryard that he was on the Die " 253 20. An inebriated Californian miner desires to be an Angel, and with the Angels stand 259 ix...
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The Complete Works of Artemus Ward (Charles F. Browne).

Artemus Ward - American wit and humor - 1899 - 568 pages
...pocket-handkerchers will it take to go round ? Betsy, you and Nelly ought to make one do between you." " I '11 tear her eyes out if she perpetuates a sob on my handkercher...into the door-yard that he was on the Die, but if I 'd only thunk to ask him about them mules ere his gentle spirit took flight, it would have been four...
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Wit and Humor of the Age: Comprising Wit, Humor, Pathos, Ridicule, Satires ...

Melville De Lancey Landon - American wit and humor - 1901 - 814 pages
..."You shan't, so there ! " said Henrietta. "You bet I will ! " said Susan, with a tear-suffused face. " Well, as for me," said the practical Betsy, " I ain't...have been four thousand dollars in our pockets and no mistake ! Excuse those real tears, but you've never felt a parent's feelins." "It's an oversight,''...
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The Speaker's Garland, Volume 4

P. Garrett - 1906 - 880 pages
...hundred dollars a span, and every identical mule my poor boy had has been gobbled up by the red men. 1 knew when my Reginald staggered into the door-yard that he was on the die ; but if I'd only thank to ask him about them mules ere his gentle spirit took flight, it would have been four thousand...
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