Old Age Is Always 15 Years Older Than I Am

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Andrews McMeel Publishing, Aug 21, 2001 - Humor - 256 pages
Everyone has a choice about how he or she defines "old," and now readers can find some of the best things ever said about the subject in Old Age is Always 15 Years Older Than I Am. This quotation collection is wise and warm, witty and wild. It includes everything from President James A. Garfield's thoughts on the spirit--and wrinkles--to Bill Cosby's musings on senility. Everyone has something to say about aging, and this book delivers the wisdom of the ages with the energizing spirit of youth!
 

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Contents

Section 1
22
Section 2
25
Section 3
36
Section 4
51
Section 5
52
Section 6
60
Section 7
65
Section 8
71
Section 20
143
Section 21
147
Section 22
185
Section 23
187
Section 24
196
Section 25
198
Section 26
202
Section 27
205

Section 9
75
Section 10
78
Section 11
95
Section 12
98
Section 13
100
Section 14
110
Section 15
114
Section 16
123
Section 17
124
Section 18
127
Section 19
141
Section 28
206
Section 29
212
Section 30
223
Section 31
227
Section 32
229
Section 33
230
Section 34
231
Section 35
239
Section 36
241
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Randy Voorhees, is an author, editor, and an agent with book packager Mountain Lion, Inc. He's also the author of "You Might Be a Golf Nut If.".. and "You're an Over-the-Hill Golfer When...."

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